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    #11
    I went in search of a suitable quote

    "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".
    Groucho Marx
    And found this which seems even better at describing Sas

    No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
    From his book Groucho and Me
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #12
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      I went in search of a suitable quote

      That must have been quite a mental strain for you.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        Sasguru profile

        Is this the same man?

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          #14
          There are just too many cretins at the moment, Sas, and we will not easily find another King **** with your narcissistic personality disorder traits to bark futile abuse at the tide. But it was good while it lasted and we await your return.

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Disqualified!
            Anyone able to fulfil this role?
            There is no-one with anything like your in-depth, first hand "knowledge" of being a cretin.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Yeah but I'm making the mistake of thinking my cretinous opinion counts.
              FTFY

              don't let the door hit you on the way out.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Calling all cretinwatch activists: nearing peak cretin

                We need some reinforcements. Current noticeable outbreaks include:

                Cybernats
                Little Englanders and their Scottish Quislings
                Suity

                Come back, sas, all is forgiven.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Hairy View Post
                  Sasguru profile

                  Is this the same man?
                  .. I'm single and live in a bedsit - so the risk would be low, especially as I have an understanding with the landlord
                  Could be, although I don't recall him mentioning his landlord being a kind of gay Rigsby

                  Handy if he's skint for weeks on end though, as long as the landlord is gentle with him
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    We need some reinforcements. Current noticeable outbreaks include:

                    Cybernats
                    Little Englanders and their Scottish Quislings
                    Suity

                    Come back, sas, all is forgiven.
                    How childish. You don't like to have your God given opinions challenged, do you.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      How childish. You don't like to have your God given opinions challenged, do you.
                      Shouldn't you be over at PrisonPlanet Forum - Index ?

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