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Previously on "Official Cretinwatch handover"
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostShouldn't you be over at PrisonPlanet Forum - Index ?
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Shouldn't you be over at PrisonPlanet Forum - Index ?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHow childish. You don't like to have your God given opinions challenged, do you.
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How childish. You don't like to have your God given opinions challenged, do you.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWe need some reinforcements. Current noticeable outbreaks include:
Cybernats
Little Englanders and their Scottish Quislings
Suity
Come back, sas, all is forgiven.
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Originally posted by Hairy View PostCould be, although I don't recall him mentioning his landlord being a kind of gay Rigsby.. I'm single and live in a bedsit - so the risk would be low, especially as I have an understanding with the landlord
Handy if he's skint for weeks on end though, as long as the landlord is gentle with him
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Calling all cretinwatch activists: nearing peak cretin
We need some reinforcements. Current noticeable outbreaks include:
Cybernats
Little Englanders and their Scottish Quislings
Suity
Come back, sas, all is forgiven.
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There is no-one with anything like your in-depth, first hand "knowledge" of being a cretin.Originally posted by sasguru View PostDisqualified!
Anyone able to fulfil this role?
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There are just too many cretins at the moment, Sas, and we will not easily find another King **** with your narcissistic personality disorder traits to bark futile abuse at the tide. But it was good while it lasted and we await your return.
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I went in search of a suitable quote
And found this which seems even better at describing Sas"PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".
Groucho Marx
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
From his book Groucho and Me
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