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How to spot a winker

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    #71
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    (Female in ClientCo's case - can they still be a winker or do we have a special term for lady onanists?)
    I don't think I ever called a woman a winker, the appropriate ones are usually tossers or merde-bouches


    dont get me started on American women on planes. just dont. winkers



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      #72
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      (Female in ClientCo's case - can they still be a winker or do we have a special term for lady onanists?)
      Yes (F) but (L) seeing (A) as (P) I'm (S) a (L) gentleman (A) I (P) won't (P) write (E) it (R) here
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #73
        People that finish conversations whilst walking away, talking very loudly and sounding important. Really gets my goat that does.
        "You can't climb the ladder of success, with your hands in the pockets"
        Arnold Schwarzenegger

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          #74
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          Any winker (and I have seen quite a few) with that stupid slogan of "your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency for me" in their email signature.
          Unless they're a DBA, in which case that's just standard.
          "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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            #75
            Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
            Are you asking for the reason she'd want a threesome, or are you asking whether she wants one at all and made an error in your post?
            ..and yet he doesn't accuse you of being undersexed.

            It was a joke eek, lighten up.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #76
              Originally posted by Freamon View Post
              Unless they're a DBA, in which case that's just standard.
              We are renown for our phlegmatic attitude.

              DBAs come in two flavours, Dev DBA = Don't Bother Asking, Prod DBA = Does Bugger All

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                #77
                Those that continue to use the latest buzz words, especially those that use them when they clearly dont know the meaning of them.

                Also anyone who uses any variation the of line "I will/we will touchbase...."

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Boney M View Post
                  Those that continue to use the latest buzz words, especially those that use them when they clearly dont know the meaning of them.

                  Also anyone who uses any variation the of line "I will/we will touchbase...."
                  ... when I get a window.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    ... when I get a window.
                    Reach out, Socialized the idea

                    where is the tear your hair out smilie?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #80
                      I like the saying that goes: "If you're on a week-long course and you haven't worked out who the biggest twunt is by the end of the first day, then the biggest twunt might be you"

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