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Another bloody thread about Sasguru

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    #41
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I can afford the thruppence-ha'penny, as stated on your "OAP" discount offer.
    FTFY

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      #42
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      I can afford the thruppence-ha'penny, as stated on your "Early Bird" discount offer.
      Bloody EU regs prevent the use of battery hens in the industry now. Only the old man can match those prices nowadays.

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        #43
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        This thread could do definitely without pictures...
        I strongly disagree.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #44
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          I can afford the thruppence-ha'penny, as stated on your "Early Bird" discount offer.
          you do know there are cures for premature ejaculation
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #45
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            you do know there are cures for premature ejaculation
            Shhh. The old man takes his motto from the Romans: SPQR

            Small Profits Quick Returns

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              #46
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Oof.

              Lovely, thanks.
              Jeez, how's a guy to compete? I got sweaty riding my exercise bike in the garage this morning but I didn't find it very sexy
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #47
                Because he is just way too clever.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Oof.

                  Lovely, thanks.
                  Sorry instantly thought of this :

                  The Big Bang Theory, season 3 episode 3 “The Gothowitz Deviation”

                  Beverly Hofstadter: I’ve been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982.

                  Penny: Yikes.

                  [Beverly snickers]

                  Penny: What’s so funny?

                  Beverly Hofstadter: That’s what I say during my orgasms. Yikes.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Jeez, how's a guy to compete? I got sweaty riding my exercise bike in the garage this morning but I didn't find it very sexy
                    You're doing Ok. I admitted in a thread recently that I love my garage. If yours is organised and tidy, I'd do you in it.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      You're doing Ok. I admitted in a thread recently that I love my garage. If yours is organised and tidy, I'd do you in it.
                      That's my girl!

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