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Another bloody thread about Sasguru
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Bloody EU regs prevent the use of battery hens in the industry now. Only the old man can match those prices nowadays.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI can afford the thruppence-ha'penny, as stated on your "Early Bird" discount offer.Comment
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I strongly disagree.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThis thread could do definitely without pictures...Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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you do know there are cures for premature ejaculationOriginally posted by sasguru View PostI can afford the thruppence-ha'penny, as stated on your "Early Bird" discount offer.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Shhh. The old man takes his motto from the Romans: SPQROriginally posted by eek View Postyou do know there are cures for premature ejaculation
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Jeez, how's a guy to compete? I got sweaty riding my exercise bike in the garage this morning but I didn't find it very sexyOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOof.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Sorry instantly thought of this :Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOof.
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The Big Bang Theory, season 3 episode 3 “The Gothowitz Deviation”
Beverly Hofstadter: I’ve been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982.
Penny: Yikes.
[Beverly snickers]
Penny: What’s so funny?
Beverly Hofstadter: That’s what I say during my orgasms. Yikes.Comment
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You're doing Ok. I admitted in a thread recently that I love my garage. If yours is organised and tidy, I'd do you in it.Originally posted by d000hg View PostJeez, how's a guy to compete? I got sweaty riding my exercise bike in the garage this morning but I didn't find it very sexy
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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That's my girl!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou're doing Ok. I admitted in a thread recently that I love my garage. If yours is organised and tidy, I'd do you in it.Comment
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