Another bloody thread about Sasguru

[MaryPoppins]

This morning, due to the fog here in NL, a layer of dew gathered on my lycra cycling shorts and dripped down my muscular legs, cooling my hardened muscles as I rode. I expect that when I ride back to my lodgings, the warmer weather will cause a thin layer of fresh sweat to gently roll down the very same toned and powerful thighs; I shall then take a shower and rub my thighs clean with a small bar of soap.

Oof.

Lovely, thanks.

[northernladyuk]

And the old man can still do you the sloppy seconds slot for 50p if you can be finished in under a minute like last time.

[vetran]

And the old man can still do you the sloppy seconds slot for 50p if you can be finished in under a minute like last time.

ooh it might be a bit tight,

.... like your old man is a bit tight!

[Old Hack]

He's just an odious turd. I can't stand him, and every thread he enters, he carries with him nothing worthwhile, nothing that makes the thread any better.

Once he stops being an odious prick, I am sure fewer people will pick him up on it. However, I don't think h's got that depth of intelligence to work it out.

[sasguru]

I'll keep you in the old man's diary for first Tuesday of every quarter.

Ta luv, but I'd rather have you.

[eek]

Ta luv, but I'd rather have you.

Willing to admit frequenting prossies......

[darmstadt]

This morning, due to the fog here in NL, a layer of dew gathered on my lycra cycling shorts and dripped down my muscular legs, cooling my hardened muscles as I rode. I expect that when I ride back to my lodgings, the warmer weather will cause a thin layer of fresh sweat to gently roll down the very same toned and powerful thighs; I shall then take a shower and rub my thighs clean with a small bar of soap.

This thread could do definitely without pictures...

[sasguru]

Willing to admit frequenting prossies......

Your so-called wit is of the Beavis and Butthead variety. Most of your posts have an implied juvenile snigger.
How old are you?

[northernladyuk]

Ta luv, but I'd rather have you.

Stick to what you can afford.

[sasguru]

Stick to what you can afford.

I can afford the thruppence-ha'penny, as stated on your "Early Bird" discount offer.