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    #51
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    You're doing Ok. I admitted in a thread recently that I love my garage. If yours is organised and tidy, I'd do you in it.
    I've a double garage round here somewhere. I did open one of the doors the other day and it took about 3 hours to get the damned thing shut again. Must get around to sorting it out if that's the kind of fun one gets for doing so.

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      #52
      Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
      I've a double garage round here somewhere. I did open one of the doors the other day and it took about 3 hours to get the damned thing shut again. Must get around to sorting it out if that's the kind of fun one gets for doing so.
      Sounds slightly less arousing, but with potential. Get some shelves with little plastic organisers for your nails/tacks, hang garden tools on the walls, and get a sex swing.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #53
        Who'd have thought the time and place for malarkey was a garage.

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          #54
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          Who'd have thought the time and place for malarkey was a garage.
          I don't have signatures turned on so that took a while to process
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #55
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            You're doing Ok. I admitted in a thread recently that I love my garage. If yours is organised and tidy, I'd do you in it.
            It's not very organised but is free of spiders, and has a bath in it (not plumbed in, and also free of spiders).
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #56
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Sounds slightly less arousing, but with potential. Get some shelves with little plastic organisers for your nails/tacks, hang garden tools on the walls, and get a sex swing.
              I might let you down on this one; my garage is full of 4 bicycles, several cases of Riesling Spätlese and one black J-a-a-a-a-a-a-g. No little plastic organisers and a few garden tools but I don't have the foggiest what to do with them.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #57
                I think the Jag would suffice, especially with the Riesling in conjunction.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Sounds slightly less arousing, but with potential. Get some shelves with little plastic organisers for your nails/tacks, hang garden tools on the walls, and get a sex swing.
                  Oh, the sex swing's safely erected in the chicken coup for when Sas visits.

                  The annexe up top shows potential though...

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                    Oh, the sex swing's safely erected in the chicken coup for when Sas visits.
                    And I'm sure one day he'll pay you a visit.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      I might let you down on this one; my garage is full of 4 bicycles, several cases of Riesling Spätlese and one black J-a-a-a-a-a-a-g. No little plastic organisers and a few garden tools but I don't have the foggiest what to do with them.
                      Hum. I think you need to get yourself round to d000hg's place.

                      I'll meet you both there.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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