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Another bloody thread about Sasguru
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I've a double garage round here somewhere. I did open one of the doors the other day and it took about 3 hours to get the damned thing shut again. Must get around to sorting it out if that's the kind of fun one gets for doing so. -
Sounds slightly less arousing, but with potential. Get some shelves with little plastic organisers for your nails/tacks, hang garden tools on the walls, and get a sex swing.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI've a double garage round here somewhere. I did open one of the doors the other day and it took about 3 hours to get the damned thing shut again. Must get around to sorting it out if that's the kind of fun one gets for doing so.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I don't have signatures turned on so that took a while to processOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostWho'd have thought the time and place for malarkey was a garage.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It's not very organised but is free of spiders, and has a bath in it (not plumbed in, and also free of spiders).Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou're doing Ok. I admitted in a thread recently that I love my garage. If yours is organised and tidy, I'd do you in it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I might let you down on this one; my garage is full of 4 bicycles, several cases of Riesling Spätlese and one black J-a-a-a-a-a-a-g. No little plastic organisers and a few garden tools but I don't have the foggiest what to do with them.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSounds slightly less arousing, but with potential. Get some shelves with little plastic organisers for your nails/tacks, hang garden tools on the walls, and get a sex swing.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I think the Jag would suffice, especially with the Riesling in conjunction.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Oh, the sex swing's safely erected in the chicken coup for when Sas visits.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSounds slightly less arousing, but with potential. Get some shelves with little plastic organisers for your nails/tacks, hang garden tools on the walls, and get a sex swing.
The annexe up top shows potential though...Comment
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And I'm sure one day he'll pay you a visit.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostOh, the sex swing's safely erected in the chicken coup for when Sas visits.Comment
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Hum. I think you need to get yourself round to d000hg's place.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI might let you down on this one; my garage is full of 4 bicycles, several cases of Riesling Spätlese and one black J-a-a-a-a-a-a-g. No little plastic organisers and a few garden tools but I don't have the foggiest what to do with them.
I'll meet you both there.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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