Day 8 - visions of a totalitarian future

[DaveB]

Alright, you bunch of twats!

Mods, Mods! Mary's swearing!

[Bunk]

Alright, you bunch of twats!

That umbrella is probably a health and safety violation.

Shake my finger.

I am my sister's keeper.

You're welcome.

[SimonMac]

Alright, you bunch of twats!

[SimonMac]

That umbrella is probably a health and safety violation.

Shake my finger.

I am my sister's keeper.

You're welcome.

She has repeatedly offered to stick said umbrella up my arse and open it, without actually doing so so I assume its an idle threat

[mudskipper]

She has repeatedly offered to stick said umbrella up my arse and open it, without actually doing so so I assume its an idle threat

Isn't that what they do to your todger if you get an STD?

[original PM]

allegedly yes - they then pull it out fulled opened and bring all the gunk with it.....

me I prefer to avoid STD's in the first place.

[DodgyAgent]

You mean this isn't Wilmslow?


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No. that is suity

[northernladyuk]

Isn't that what they do to your todger if you get an STD?

I should hope not. It was sticking it up the old man's @rse that got him the STD in the first place.

[Dactylion]

She has repeatedly offered to stick said umbrella up my arse and open it, without actually doing so so I assume its an idle threat

Isn't that what they do to your todger if you get an STD?

How would sticking ones todger up your arse be beneficial wrt treating an STD?

[MaryPoppins]

How would sticking ones todger up your arse be beneficial wrt treating an STD?

It'd be a decent distraction I suppose