Day 8 - visions of a totalitarian future

[Dactylion]

It'd be a decent distraction I suppose

Well a distraction, not so sure about your definition of decent!

[Wanderer]

Am I allowed to knock the OP out?

Go on then. Do it with your left hand and it feels like someone else is doing it.

[SimonMac]

Go on then. Do it with your left hand and it feels like someone else is doing it.

Do I need to sit on my hand first?

[mudskipper]

If your todger reaches your arse, you can go **** yourself.

[Dactylion]

If your todger reaches your arse, you can go **** yourself.

If your todger reaches your arse you could be b*ggered!

[KentPhilip]

I had my usual two cases of diet pepsi on my desk when I started a contract. Following morning some office manager numptie had taken a photo of them and stuck it on the intranet as example of people not keeping their desks tidy, causing a bad impression to clients.

[doodab]

I had my usual two cases of diet pepsi on my desk when I started a contract. Following morning some office manager numptie had taken a photo of them and stuck it on the intranet as example of people not keeping their desks tidy, causing a bad impression to clients.

Ugh! Pepsi.

[d000hg]

How would sticking ones todger up your arse be beneficial wrt treating an STD?

If we can genetically modify cows to produce human growth hormone in their milk, maybe we can get antibiotics in semen.

Actually this sounds like the plot to a porno... "it's the only way to get the medicine where it's needed"

[Mich the Tester]

How would sticking ones todger up your arse be beneficial wrt treating an STD?

Urine is an excellent anti-bacterial substance.

Maybe urban dictionary has a term for peeing up one's own arse.

[d000hg]

Is there even a specific term for weeing up someone's bumhole? Weeing or pooing ON someone has a name, but weeing while actually inside them...?