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Day 8 - visions of a totalitarian future

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    #41
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Is there even a specific term for weeing up someone's bumhole? Weeing or pooing ON someone has a name, but weeing while actually inside them...?
    Are you fishing for a youpron search term?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #42
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Is there even a specific term for weeing up someone's bumhole? Weeing or pooing ON someone has a name, but weeing while actually inside them...?
      Yes. Depravity.

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        #43
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Are you fishing for a youpron search term?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #44
          Originally posted by zoco View Post
          Yes. Depravity.
          That's a very stern moral judgment of an activity that somebody might carry out in his own home with only a webcam for company.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #45
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            That'll be 'vomit', a different subsection of the scat genre. Probably popular in Germany, rather like all the other bodily fluids and solids.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #46
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Is there even a specific term for weeing up someone's bumhole? Weeing or pooing ON someone has a name, but weeing while actually inside them...?
              Colonic urination?

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                #47
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Colonic urination?
                That sounds like something George W Bush would say. Or would that be 'the axis of evil will be colonicated and urinationified'
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by zoco View Post
                  2) Left my IPOD on my desk when I went for a leak. Got back to find security swarming all over my desk. Major violation apparently. Got mentioned in the daily security briefing this morning and had a visit from the head of dept. What I fail to understand is why the big deal? If it gets stolen, it's my loss, not theirs. And theft was their concern.
                  If you can connect your iPod to your computer and copy files onto it, then it's a client issue if it gets stolen and you've used it to backup any data on there.
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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Urine is an excellent anti-bacterial substance.
                    I don't think mine is, especially not after the weekend! I believe though that the only good part of urine to drink are the first few drops, or splashes, the rest is just waste. Apparently dog saliva is also a good anti-bacterial substance which is why I get my neighbour's dog to lick my arse
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      I don't think mine is, especially not after the weekend! I believe though that the only good part of urine to drink are the first few drops, or splashes, the rest is just waste. Apparently dog saliva is also a good anti-bacterial substance which is why I get my neighbour's dog to lick my arse
                      Is that before or after he licks his own balls?
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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