Day 8 - visions of a totalitarian future

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Who is this Zoco guy?

He must win the award for the most random guy ever on CUK.

[SimonMac]

Who is this Zoco guy?

He must win the award for the most random guy ever on CUK.

He is the reincarnate of Parachan etc

[SimonMac]

If we can genetically modify cows to produce human growth hormone in their milk, maybe we can get antibiotics in semen.

Actually this sounds like the plot to a porno... "it's the only way to get the medicine where it's needed"

Prono's have plots?

[SimonMac]

Urine is an excellent anti-bacterial substance.

Maybe urban dictionary has a term for peeing up one's own arse.

Could you give an example of it being used in a sentence?

[Mich the Tester]

Could you give an example of it being used in a sentence?

Ask Mary Poppins.

Otherwise, http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1806398

[vetran]

Umbrella = urban myth apparently. Friends suggested 30 years ago they put a swab down there though.

safe for work if you are employed by an STI clininc.

if not then NSFW


Is a small 'umbrella' inserted in my penis when I have an STI test? | NHS local

[vetran]

How would sticking ones todger up your arse be beneficial wrt treating an STD?

It would be a day out for the STD?

[d000hg]

I don't think mine is, especially not after the weekend! I believe though that the only good part of urine to drink are the first few drops, or splashes, the rest is just waste. Apparently dog saliva is also a good anti-bacterial substance which is why I get my neighbour's dog to lick my arse

Dog saliva is very nasty stuff, you really don't want it in an open wound. Lots of nasty bacteria.

[eek]

Dog saliva is very nasty stuff, you really don't want it in an open wound. Lots of nasty bacteria.

kill or cure?

[d000hg]

kill or nasty infection more like.