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    #id
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    How about if he creeps into your bedroom while you're asleep and bursts his foot blister into your ear to soften the wax?
    That sort of attention could flatter a lady.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #id
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      That sort of attention could flatter a lady.
      Not that you'd know.

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        #id
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Not that you'd know.
        Nope. Not had any bodily fluids emptied into me for quite some time.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #id
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Nope. Not had any bodily fluids emptied into me for quite some time.
          You silver-tongued seductress you.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #id
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Nope. Not had any bodily fluids emptied into me for quite some time.
            who says Romance is Dead?

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              #id
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              You silver-tongued seductress you.
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              who says Romance is Dead?
              Am quite close to snorting with laughter
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #id
                Hey Mary. Imagine we were doing it. Nice and slow. Imagine you slip your tongue...
































                into my ear...
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  into my ear...
                  Listen. (!!)

                  I'm as open minded as the next woman, but ears?

                  NO.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Listen. (!!)

                    I'm as open minded as the next woman, but ears?

                    NO.
                    You wouldn't fancy some pearl earings then?
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      You wouldn't fancy some pearl earings then?
                      Yeah, fine. The next MrMP can do what he likes to my ears, but he mustn't expect any ear rimming in return.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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