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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    He went right up as soon as you said that.
    Bet you agree with his sentiment though

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    You've gone right up in my estimation there.
    He went right up as soon as you said that.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    You've gone right up in my estimation there.
    'Estimation' is an unusual pet euphemism.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I expect your inbox will soon be overflowing. So to speak.
    : I expect CUK to be very quiet tonight.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    A real man doesn't ask. Perhaps.
    You've gone right up in my estimation there.

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  • d000hg
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    On the curtains? That's pretty civilised compared to using her hair.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Tattybojangles, Boobs, Melons, Tits, Milk factories, Wongles, cushions, bongo's, coconuts, mammary glands, Jugs, Cans, Funbags, Rack.
    well anything for new knowledge:

    1) breast
    2) teat
    3) tit
    4) mammary
    5) boob
    6) Hooters
    7) Yabbos
    8) Golden Bozos
    9) Milksacks
    10) Titties
    11) Yumyum Bags
    12) Grab Bags
    13) Fun Mountain
    14) Winnebagos
    15) Airbags
    16) Norks
    17) Lady Pillows
    18) Bristols
    19) Jubblies
    20) Ta-tas
    21) Knockers
    22) Puppies
    23) Dugs
    24) Möpse (pl. of "Mops", German for "pug dog")
    25) Balcony (We use this one in French too)
    26) Chest
    27) Bust
    28) Bumpers
    29) busters
    30) sweater puppies
    31) the twins
    32) rack
    33) sweater kittens
    34) sweater meat
    35) weasels fighting in a gunny sack (refers to sweater clad woman jogging)
    36) BEWBS
    37) JUGS
    38) KNOBS
    39) Bazookas
    40) Bazongas
    41) Chesticles
    42) Bosom (as in "pendulous, heaving bosom")
    44) Nummies (a family favorite)
    45) The Girls
    43) shadayim
    44) Dowas
    45) Boobies (My hands are booby traps)
    46) nipple holders (replaces the repeated 'dugs')
    47) boulders (bra = over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder)
    48) Fun bags
    49) Yabbahos
    50) dairies
    51) Golden Winnebagos
    52) Second base!
    53) floppers
    54) udders

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    A real man doesn't ask. Perhaps.
    And then wipes his dick on the curtains before getting the last bus home.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Creepier than "may I cum in your ear?"?
    A real man doesn't ask. Perhaps.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    You don't think "please may I cum on your boobs" comes across a bit creepy?
    and possibly painful if a squid tried it

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    You don't think "please may I cum on your boobs" comes across a bit creepy?
    Creepier than "may I cum in your ear?"?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Just ask nicely.
    You don't think "please may I cum on your boobs" comes across a bit creepy?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Just ask nicely.
    I expect your inbox will soon be overflowing. So to speak.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I read it as an open (!) invite.
    Just ask nicely.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    If someone asked to ejaculate on my boobs, that would be Ok.
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    In general ? or someone specific?
    I read it as an open (!) invite.

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