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He went right up as soon as you said that.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou've gone right up in my estimation there.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI expect your inbox will soon be overflowing. So to speak.
: I expect CUK to be very quiet tonight.
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You've gone right up in my estimation there.Originally posted by d000hg View PostA real man doesn't ask. Perhaps.
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On the curtains? That's pretty civilised compared to using her hair.
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well anything for new knowledge:Originally posted by SimonMac View PostTattybojangles, Boobs, Melons, Tits, Milk factories, Wongles, cushions, bongo's, coconuts, mammary glands, Jugs, Cans, Funbags, Rack.
1) breast
2) teat
3) tit
4) mammary
5) boob
6) Hooters
7) Yabbos
8) Golden Bozos
9) Milksacks
10) Titties
11) Yumyum Bags
12) Grab Bags
13) Fun Mountain
14) Winnebagos
15) Airbags
16) Norks
17) Lady Pillows
18) Bristols
19) Jubblies
20) Ta-tas
21) Knockers
22) Puppies
23) Dugs
24) Möpse (pl. of "Mops", German for "pug dog")
25) Balcony (We use this one in French too)
26) Chest
27) Bust
28) Bumpers
29) busters
30) sweater puppies
31) the twins
32) rack
33) sweater kittens
34) sweater meat
35) weasels fighting in a gunny sack (refers to sweater clad woman jogging)
36) BEWBS
37) JUGS
38) KNOBS
39) Bazookas
40) Bazongas
41) Chesticles
42) Bosom (as in "pendulous, heaving bosom")
44) Nummies (a family favorite)
45) The Girls
43) shadayim
44) Dowas
45) Boobies (My hands are booby traps)
46) nipple holders (replaces the repeated 'dugs')
47) boulders (bra = over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder)
48) Fun bags
49) Yabbahos
50) dairies
51) Golden Winnebagos
52) Second base!
53) floppers
54) udders
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and possibly painful if a squid tried itOriginally posted by d000hg View PostYou don't think "please may I cum on your boobs" comes across a bit creepy?
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Just ask nicely.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI read it as an open (!) invite.
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