My lovely 50th birthday thread

[BlasterBates]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[SimonMac]

Soon I am going to be twice divorced, rarely seeing my three children(2 of whom are disabled), penniless, living in a bedsit, hardly able to walk, on anti-depressants but still homicial and suicidal, cutoff from family and friends, a mother living with a violent criminal, and with HMRC trying to make me bankrupt after they introduced retrospecive legislation.

Goodbye.

Could be worse, could be a permie like MF

[BrilloPad]

Could be worse, could be a permie like MF

Or a whiner like Suity. Or a cretin like sas. Or permanent PMT like cojak.

As long as I have a job I will be fine.

Onwards and upwards!

[greenlake]

Belated happy 50th birthday to you, BP....

[BrilloPad]

Belated happy 50th birthday to you, BP....

Many thanks. You could have just got me socks. Or a sockpuppet.....

[MarillionFan]

Could be worse, could be a permie like MF

Yes, but I am considerably richer than thou.

[norrahe]

Belated Happy Birthday BP

[TheFaQQer]

hardly able to walk

Might I suggest not trying to run 78 miles after cycling for a few days and swimming too far all in one go.

[TestMangler]

Cheer up man, things could be worse !

As Stevie wonder said when he got a cheese grater for his birthday, "That is the most violent book I've ever read"

Happy B/Day dude !!

[d000hg]

Soon I am going to be ... a mother living with a violent criminal