Reply to: My lovely 50th birthday thread

[BrilloPad]

Might I suggest not trying to run 78 miles after cycling for a few days and swimming too far all in one go.

That was the only fun bit! Shame I only managed 7.2 mile swim and 210 mile cycle - but there is next year. They are doing up to a quin - 12 mile swim, 560 mile cycle, 130 mile run.

[d000hg]

Soon I am going to be ... a mother living with a violent criminal

[TestMangler]

Cheer up man, things could be worse !

As Stevie wonder said when he got a cheese grater for his birthday, "That is the most violent book I've ever read"

Happy B/Day dude !!

[TheFaQQer]

hardly able to walk

Might I suggest not trying to run 78 miles after cycling for a few days and swimming too far all in one go.

[norrahe]

Belated Happy Birthday BP

[MarillionFan]

Could be worse, could be a permie like MF

Yes, but I am considerably richer than thou.

[BrilloPad]

Belated happy 50th birthday to you, BP....

Many thanks. You could have just got me socks. Or a sockpuppet.....

[greenlake]

Belated happy 50th birthday to you, BP....

[BrilloPad]

Could be worse, could be a permie like MF

Or a whiner like Suity. Or a cretin like sas. Or permanent PMT like cojak.

As long as I have a job I will be fine.

Onwards and upwards!

[SimonMac]

Soon I am going to be twice divorced, rarely seeing my three children(2 of whom are disabled), penniless, living in a bedsit, hardly able to walk, on anti-depressants but still homicial and suicidal, cutoff from family and friends, a mother living with a violent criminal, and with HMRC trying to make me bankrupt after they introduced retrospecive legislation.

Goodbye.

Could be worse, could be a permie like MF

[BlasterBates]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[tractor]

...

Nearly right. I got the final word wrong.

I still have a job. And my knee got fixed by the operation.

Anyone want to take Mrs BP off my hands? I suppose the only person who might be able to fight her is Churchill - and she would probably beat him up too.

Thank God the children are doing so well. Twins want to be midwife and doctor - they understand I can do little to help them and they will have to work hard. At least I can bung em £20 a week each which keeps em happy.

I think my shrink is doing an amazing job - though I am going to be struck in limbo, waiting on the sword of damaclese, unable to move on, for years and years. He got me to put up with that so top marks to him.

Damocles

I almost replied to this until I realised you necro'd your own thread from 1934

Tw*t!

[BrilloPad]

Soon I am going to be twice divorced, rarely seeing my three children(2 of whom are disabled), penniless, living in a bedsit, hardly able to walk, on anti-depressants but still homicial and suicidal, cutoff from family and friends, a mother living with a violent criminal, and with HMRC trying to make me bankrupt after they introduced retrospecive legislation.

Goodbye.

Nearly right. I got the final word wrong.

I still have a job. And my knee got fixed by the operation.

Anyone want to take Mrs BP off my hands? I suppose the only person who might be able to fight her is Churchill - and she would probably beat him up too.

Thank God the children are doing so well. Twins want to be midwife and doctor - they understand I can do little to help them and they will have to work hard. At least I can bung em £20 a week each which keeps em happy.

I think my shrink is doing an amazing job - though I am going to be struck in limbo, waiting on the sword of damaclese, unable to move on, for years and years. He got me to put up with that so top marks to him.

[EternalOptimist]

But apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play ?

[Mich the Tester]

BP,

Lets keep this simple. Move to wales and spend Sunday's travelling on the steam railways with Baby BP.

Throw all assets in wife's name as you move and then you'll have nowt to worry about apart from trying to find a decent contract anywhere nearby.

PS Happy Birthday Mr Misery guts.

Oh yeah, almost forgot; happy birthday!