My lovely 50th birthday thread

[BrilloPad]

Soon I am going to be twice divorced, rarely seeing my three children(2 of whom are disabled), penniless, living in a bedsit, hardly able to walk, on anti-depressants but still homicial and suicidal, cutoff from family and friends, a mother living with a violent criminal, and with HMRC trying to make me bankrupt after they introduced retrospecive legislation.

Goodbye.

[Alias]

See ya, nice knowing ya (well sort of in a virtual way)...

[mudskipper]

er, Happy Birthday?

[ctdctd]

But on the upside, you've got all your pals on CUK

Have a for your birthday as that's what all the top cyclists eat. In fact, have a spare as well

[Dallas]

stop navel gazing

get in the pool!

[BigRed]

Have you thought of a gig on the Jeremy Kyle Show?

[Mich the Tester]

stop navel gazing

get in the pool!

WDS, you know it's good for you.

[Pondlife]

Happy B'Day!


I assume there's by the coffee machine?

[nomadd]

Soon I am going to be twice divorced, rarely seeing my three children(2 of whom are disabled), penniless, living in a bedsit, hardly able to walk, on anti-depressants but still homicial and suicidal, cutoff from family and friends, a mother living with a violent criminal, and with HMRC trying to make me bankrupt after they introduced retrospecive legislation.

Goodbye.

EDIT: And yes, the big five-oh is depressing. Hit it a few weeks back. Doing a very hilly seven mile run, three times a week has helped me fight the depression of such a birthday enormously.

[RedSauce]

Boom