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    #11
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    If your wife/partner was rushed to hospital in dire straights wouldn't you do the same to get there?
    Only if you wished to join them in casualty, possibly gathering some innocent pedestrians en route.

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      If your wife/partner was rushed to hospital in dire straights wouldn't you do the same to get there?
      When my daughter was rushed to hospital from the ski-slopes after a knocked noggin, I got there before the ambulance did - my wife went with my daughter. But I didn't break any road traffic laws.

      And that's be straits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz1TlJGLzqs
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        Originally posted by Alias View Post
        never drink out of a bottle left in a car anyway...break down of plastic in heat severely affects the liquid...
        In this case a dash of lemonade and some ice is in order.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          If your wife/partner was rushed to hospital in dire straights wouldn't you do the same to get there?
          No. If I was going to hospitalise myself by driving like a mentalist the last thing I would want is ms doodab in the bed next to me.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            No. If I was going to hospitalise myself by driving like a mentalist the last thing I would want is ms doodab in the bed next to me.
            You'd be crap in an action movie.

            "We've got your daughter and I've an itchy trigger finger"
            "The traffic's a bit bad, whether you shoot her or not"
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              You'd be crap in an action movie.

              "We've got your daughter and I've an itchy trigger finger"
              "The traffic's a bit bad, whether you shoot her or not"
              They'd probably have to leave me a voicemail TBH.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                Those sci fi stories where some crazy scientist wants to hide all the clever people underground, poison/nuke everyone above then re-emerge later to start again. I am honestly starting to think that is the only option open to us now, at least until we develop viable space travel.

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