This woman is a menace

[EternalOptimist]

EO kid number 1 is a paramedic. She was called to a house where the guy was cleaning out his girlfriends car, it was a hot day so he took a swig out of the water bottle in the boot.
It contained a cleaning agent that the gf used to clean her hubcaps.

He was in terrible pain, cramps, and he was covered in blood vomit and poo. So they did their immediate actions then bunged him in the back, let the hospital know, put the blue lights on and set off.

Then they saw mayhem in the rear view mirrors as this woman follows them through the red lights, cars weaving everywhere, horns blaring. So they stop the ambulance and tell her to desist, she was going to get someone killed. She did not desist.

Some people are too stupid to be allowed to breed, she's a bloomin menace

[doodab]

Presumably she has been arrested for driving like a ****wit?

[SimonMac]

why didn't she go in the t'ambulance with her soon to be ex boyfriend?

[EternalOptimist]

Presumably she has been arrested for driving like a ****wit?

the feeling is that she will get three points for jumping a red light. if there was a camera. if is was switched on.
she was not arrested

[EternalOptimist]

why didn't she go in the t'ambulance with her soon to be ex boyfriend?

sometimes they dont get invited. for lots of reasons

I'll ask

[Alias]

never drink out of a bottle left in a car anyway...break down of plastic in heat severely affects the liquid...

[NotAllThere]

why didn't she go in the t'ambulance with her soon to be ex boyfriend?

Probably because they'd already twigged she was a menace.

[d000hg]

Presumably she has been arrested for driving like a ****wit?

If your wife/partner was rushed to hospital in dire straights wouldn't you do the same to get there?

[IRMe]

Nah. They've got the help they need so a) Nothing I could do b) I wouldn't want the points or car crash c) if you made it to the hospital you'd just be sat around in a waiting room bored\frantic anyway.

May as well take the time to sort priorities out first ergo: fix an overnight bag, sort childcare, bleed the radiators, do some minecraft, hit on her sister..

[Old Greg]

Nah. They've got the help they need so a) Nothing I could do b) I wouldn't want the points or car crash c) if you made it to the hospital you'd just be sat around in a waiting room bored\frantic anyway.

May as well take the time to sort priorities out first ergo: fix an overnight bag, sort childcare, bleed the radiators, do some minecraft, hit on her sister..

Clean her hubcaps.