Reply to: This woman is a menace

[minestrone]

Those sci fi stories where some crazy scientist wants to hide all the clever people underground, poison/nuke everyone above then re-emerge later to start again. I am honestly starting to think that is the only option open to us now, at least until we develop viable space travel.

[doodab]

You'd be crap in an action movie.

"We've got your daughter and I've an itchy trigger finger"
"The traffic's a bit bad, whether you shoot her or not"

They'd probably have to leave me a voicemail TBH.

[d000hg]

No. If I was going to hospitalise myself by driving like a mentalist the last thing I would want is ms doodab in the bed next to me.

You'd be crap in an action movie.

"We've got your daughter and I've an itchy trigger finger"
"The traffic's a bit bad, whether you shoot her or not"

[doodab]

If your wife/partner was rushed to hospital in dire straights wouldn't you do the same to get there?

No. If I was going to hospitalise myself by driving like a mentalist the last thing I would want is ms doodab in the bed next to me.

[suityou01]

never drink out of a bottle left in a car anyway...break down of plastic in heat severely affects the liquid...

In this case a dash of lemonade and some ice is in order.

[NotAllThere]

If your wife/partner was rushed to hospital in dire straights wouldn't you do the same to get there?

When my daughter was rushed to hospital from the ski-slopes after a knocked noggin, I got there before the ambulance did - my wife went with my daughter. But I didn't break any road traffic laws.

And that's be straits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz1TlJGLzqs

[shaunbhoy]

If your wife/partner was rushed to hospital in dire straights wouldn't you do the same to get there?

Only if you wished to join them in casualty, possibly gathering some innocent pedestrians en route.

[Old Greg]

Nah. They've got the help they need so a) Nothing I could do b) I wouldn't want the points or car crash c) if you made it to the hospital you'd just be sat around in a waiting room bored\frantic anyway.

May as well take the time to sort priorities out first ergo: fix an overnight bag, sort childcare, bleed the radiators, do some minecraft, hit on her sister..

Clean her hubcaps.

[IRMe]

Nah. They've got the help they need so a) Nothing I could do b) I wouldn't want the points or car crash c) if you made it to the hospital you'd just be sat around in a waiting room bored\frantic anyway.

May as well take the time to sort priorities out first ergo: fix an overnight bag, sort childcare, bleed the radiators, do some minecraft, hit on her sister..

[d000hg]

Presumably she has been arrested for driving like a ****wit?

If your wife/partner was rushed to hospital in dire straights wouldn't you do the same to get there?

[NotAllThere]

why didn't she go in the t'ambulance with her soon to be ex boyfriend?

Probably because they'd already twigged she was a menace.

[Alias]

never drink out of a bottle left in a car anyway...break down of plastic in heat severely affects the liquid...

[EternalOptimist]

why didn't she go in the t'ambulance with her soon to be ex boyfriend?

sometimes they dont get invited. for lots of reasons

I'll ask

[EternalOptimist]

Presumably she has been arrested for driving like a ****wit?

the feeling is that she will get three points for jumping a red light. if there was a camera. if is was switched on.
she was not arrested

[SimonMac]

why didn't she go in the t'ambulance with her soon to be ex boyfriend?