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Those sci fi stories where some crazy scientist wants to hide all the clever people underground, poison/nuke everyone above then re-emerge later to start again. I am honestly starting to think that is the only option open to us now, at least until we develop viable space travel.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostNo. If I was going to hospitalise myself by driving like a mentalist the last thing I would want is ms doodab in the bed next to me.
"We've got your daughter and I've an itchy trigger finger"
"The traffic's a bit bad, whether you shoot her or not"
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf your wife/partner was rushed to hospital in dire straights wouldn't you do the same to get there?
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf your wife/partner was rushed to hospital in dire straights wouldn't you do the same to get there?
And that's be straits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz1TlJGLzqs
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Originally posted by IRMe View PostNah. They've got the help they need so a) Nothing I could do b) I wouldn't want the points or car crash c) if you made it to the hospital you'd just be sat around in a waiting room bored\frantic anyway.
May as well take the time to sort priorities out first ergo: fix an overnight bag, sort childcare, bleed the radiators, do some minecraft, hit on her sister..
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Nah. They've got the help they need so a) Nothing I could do b) I wouldn't want the points or car crash c) if you made it to the hospital you'd just be sat around in a waiting room bored\frantic anyway.
May as well take the time to sort priorities out first ergo: fix an overnight bag, sort childcare, bleed the radiators, do some minecraft, hit on her sister..
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Postwhy didn't she go in the t'ambulance with her soon to be ex boyfriend?
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never drink out of a bottle left in a car anyway...break down of plastic in heat severely affects the liquid...
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Postwhy didn't she go in the t'ambulance with her soon to be ex boyfriend?
I'll ask
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Originally posted by doodab View PostPresumably she has been arrested for driving like a ****wit?
she was not arrested
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why didn't she go in the t'ambulance with her soon to be ex boyfriend?
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