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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Only on CUK can one be lectured by women about objectification of women and sexualisation of society, and then moments later see the same two women discussing the lack of calorific value of ingesting semen.
    FTFY

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      Leave me out of it, I ain't arguing nowt.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Human or dog?
        That's definitely deja vu.

        http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...gh-sayers.html

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          Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm.


          A teaspoon is quite a lot, too, I think. Not sure that's an average serving.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm.


            A teaspoon is quite a lot, too, I think. Not sure that's an average serving.

            10cc supposedly. 2 level tsp. You're not going to get fat on it.


            Edit: That can't be right!

            Edit Edit: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/10cc.asp
            Last edited by mudskipper; 30 July 2013, 13:36.

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              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              10cc supposedly. 2 level tsp. You're not going to get fat on it.
              Might cancel the bukkake palooza I have planned for next month though.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                10cc supposedly. 2 level tsp. You're not going to get fat on it.
                Well not if her bloke can only produce a teaspoonfull, no. Perhaps you two ladies need to google 'peter north'. Or goo-gle as the case may be.

                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  I think the Co-op are just doing it for the press, maybe their profits are down:

                  Despite the Co-op's headline-grabbing ultimatum, and Tesco's review, most UK supermarket groups have had policies to limit the exposure of lads' magazine covers for some time.

                  Sainsbury's has provided a form of modesty cover – boards placed over titles, not individual packets – for titles including Zoo, Loaded and Bizarre since 2006.

                  "Following feedback from customers we were one of the first retailers to introduce modesty covers several years ago across a wide variety of magazines," said a Sainsbury's spokesman. "The magazines are placed away from children's magazines, above the eyeline and behind other titles. This is to ensure no offence is caused to customers who may object to the images or the content on the covers of some magazines."

                  Asda said that it has been "using our own modesty covers for years". "As an additional layer of protection, we also place the magazines out of sight on higher shelves," said a spokeswoman.

                  Waitrose said that it does not sell Loaded, Zoo or Nuts. "The only title we sell that could possibly be viewed as a lads' mag is FHM which is always displayed on the top back row behind other publications so that only the title is visible," said a spokeswoman.
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    No, I certainly don't consider unfit people in a lesser light at all. However, if people don't take care of their appearance they shouldn't complain about their appearance and certainly shouldn't complain about images of people who do. Fine if they don't; maybe they find other things more important and that's OK, in fact it's probably very sensible. But if you want to have a particular appearance e.g. fat or fit, you'll have to live a certain way to get that and not complain about "ooh all these images are making me unsure of myself".
                    The point is that the appearance people aspire to, even those who do live healthily, is not generally possible through healthy living. Our media-led view of female 'perfection' typically involves under-eating and/or cosmetic surgery, and the "ideal" male physique requires that not only do you make your physique your main focus in life but that you have a certain anatomy to begin with... I could go to the gym every day for 2 hours and while I'd be in great shape, I would still look nothing like the guys you see portrayed as fairly normal in TV or magazines.

                    I said most people are unhappy with their appearance. I was including people who go to the gym and eat well in that - the majority of thin attractive women I know are just as unhappy with their appearance as everyone else.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      Indeed. I think an indicator is the number of women who now seek surgery to 'tidy up' their labia. No amount of exercise will get your flappy private bits looking like a porn star.

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