Lawn looking a little parched ...

[sasguru]

... so I turned on the sprinklers. How long before there's a hosepipe ban?

[Old Hack]

... so I turned on the sprinklers. How long before there's a hosepipe ban?

Never in my house

[MarillionFan]

Never in my house

That's because you're full of piss and wind.

No offence like.

[Pondlife]

Been using mine every weekend for the past few weeks. That and mowing the fecker.

[Old Hack]

That's because you're full of piss and wind.

No offence like.

Ah, here's time travel man hot on my heels. Oh, the ironing...

It's because we had an aquifier borehole drilled and fitted.

[sasguru]

Been using mine every weekend for the past few weeks. That and mowing the fecker.

Get a gardener to do it every two weeks. well worth the money. Mows the lawn, weeds the flower beds, cleans the patio and bob's yer uncle.

[d000hg]

Get a gardener to do it every two weeks. well worth the money. Mows the lawn, weeds the flower beds, cleans the patio and bob's yer uncle.

I don't think I want the gardener to bob my uncle.

Has UK had a hosepipe ban recently, I don't recall hearing about them since I was a kid... if there is one do the water company send out letters? Maybe they just don't have them up north.

[pjclarke]

Sounds like extreme weather. Wonder what's causing it?

[Mich the Tester]

Sounds like extreme weather. Wonder what's causing it?

Hot air.

[d000hg]

Sounds like extreme weather. Wonder what's causing it?

We have these things called seasons.