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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
Ewww!Comment
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Originally posted by wikipediaGiardiasis is passed via the fecal-oral route.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostClassy. Glad you are on the mend.Comment
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I was going to say,
Suity, shine on, you crazy diamond.
but that's a bit over the top, so howsabout
suity, get well soon, you gibbering Garnet(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGetting the appropriate medication was nearly worth enduring the rectal exam"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNow you understand why washing your hands with soap and drying them properly before you eat and after you go to toilet is a good idea.
they did not use hands etc to examine SY rectum. For a job that big, you need the international space station and the Hubble telescope
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNow you understand why washing your hands with soap and drying them properly before you eat and after you go to toilet is a good idea.
Does this guarantee the person preparing your food takes the same care of hygiene?
FFSKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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