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What is wrong with me?

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    What is wrong with me?

    Been ill since I started here in Germany. Low grade fever, aches, pains, bowel pains, loose etc etc.

    Caught something and I can't shift it. Gets worse at night or after any sort of exercise.

    So first weekend back I went to the Walk In Centre in Luton. The doctors wasn't much help as I wasn't registered there, so said she couldn't organise any tests, but I should go and see my GP and ask him to investigate. She said I needed a raft of different blood tests and a stool sample.

    So SY02 rang the doctors on the Monday. Weekend appointments booked up for the next 3 weeks. So I wait 3 weeks, then go and see the quack. Ooh you need blood tests and stuff can you come back in a week?

    But your phlebotomist is right here in the surgery, right now?

    Yep but you need an appointment, so you need to come back in a week.

    But I've just waited 3, you want me to wait another week? Can't some sort of common sense be exercised here as I work away during the week?

    Not a chance.

    So now 4 weeks on I have the results of my blood tests back. All fine. Even my liver is working within agreed tolerances. How I don't know.

    So I went back to the doctors to arrange the stool sample (why the **** didn't they organise this in the first place?)

    Results back in today, all fine.

    So what the **** is wrong with me? Am I so far biologically advanced that the doctors can't diagnose?

    Is it worth going private or will this just be writing a blank cheque?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Menopause?

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      #3
      sounds like the physical manifestation of insomnia/exhaustion/stress
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Menopause?
        Hypernocturnaleunerisissuitychrondria methinks
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
          sounds like the physical manifestation of insomnia/exhaustion/stress
          Fookin stress. Some of you don't know you're fookin born.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Fookin stress. Some of you don't know you're fookin born.
            Stress only exists because you let it get to you. Treat things with the (lack of) respect they deserve and you don't get stressed.
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Fookin stress. Some of you don't know you're fookin born.
              replace stress with bed wetting
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Been ill since I started here in Germany.
                You've been complaining about some sort of sickness for the entire time you have been on here.
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Even my liver is working within agreed tolerances. How I don't know.
                  Try drinking less.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    it sounds like Ebola

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