What is wrong with me?

[OwlHoot]

I do hope your Dad's peepers can read a number plate from 20 metres.

Otherwise I'll wait until the coast is clear before driving in the area...

Why on Earth would he need to read number plates? He only has to be able to see the other vehicles.

[suityou01]

Saw the quack. Blood tests show no sign of infection. He went over the numbers in more detail. All stacks up.

Poo sample clear.

Feel really peed off. Then I googled all of my symptoms. I have found one condition that is a really strong match.

Chronic fatigue syndrome. Not sure how you'd get that diagnosis confirmed though.

[minestrone]

You need a serious dose of man up.

[mudskipper]

Chronic fatigue syndrome. Not sure how you'd get that diagnosis confirmed though.

More to the point, even if they did give it that label, there's no magic pill that's going to cure it.

[suityou01]

You need a serious dose of man up.

You need your teeth to play with.

[doodab]

I do hope you never get seriously ill

[suityou01]

More to the point, even if they did give it that label, there's no magic pill that's going to cure it.

Leaky guy syndrome also looks a good match although the NHS dismiss it has hocus pocus.

[suityou01]

I do hope you never get seriously ill

Thanks. Me too bud.

[mudskipper]

Leaky guy syndrome also looks a good match although the NHS dismiss it has hocus pocus.

Nice Freudian slip there.

Try the diet (gluten free) thing. Works for lots of people.
Generally clean up your act - knock the booze on the head, eat healthily and get some exercise.

[suityou01]

Nice Freudian slip there.

Try the diet (gluten free) thing. Works for lots of people.
Generally clean up your act - knock the booze on the head, eat healthily and get some exercise.

Since the illness SY02 INSISTS I wear some sort of garment on my lower half at bed time. This was after a bad night where the bed sheets resembled the flight deck of the ark royal the following morning