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Why on Earth would he need to read number plates? He only has to be able to see the other vehicles.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here -
Saw the quack. Blood tests show no sign of infection. He went over the numbers in more detail. All stacks up.
Poo sample clear.
Feel really peed off. Then I googled all of my symptoms. I have found one condition that is a really strong match.
Chronic fatigue syndrome. Not sure how you'd get that diagnosis confirmed though.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
Chronic fatigue syndrome. Not sure how you'd get that diagnosis confirmed though.
More to the point, even if they did give it that label, there's no magic pill that's going to cure it.Comment
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You need your teeth to play with.Originally posted by minestrone View PostYou need a serious dose of man up.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I do hope you never get seriously illWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Leaky guy syndrome also looks a good match although the NHS dismiss it has hocus pocus.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMore to the point, even if they did give it that label, there's no magic pill that's going to cure it.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Nice Freudian slip there.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostLeaky guy syndrome also looks a good match although the NHS dismiss it has hocus pocus.
Try the diet (gluten free) thing. Works for lots of people.
Generally clean up your act - knock the booze on the head, eat healthily and get some exercise.Comment
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Since the illness SY02 INSISTS I wear some sort of garment on my lower half at bed time. This was after a bad night where the bed sheets resembled the flight deck of the ark royal the following morningOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostNice Freudian slip there.
Try the diet (gluten free) thing. Works for lots of people.
Generally clean up your act - knock the booze on the head, eat healthily and get some exercise.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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