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Getting the appropriate medication was nearly worth enduring the rectal examOriginally posted by mudskipper View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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That poor little fella looks like he's come down with a nasty case of suitychondria.Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
Ewww!Comment
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Classy. Glad you are on the mend.Originally posted by wikipediaGiardiasis is passed via the fecal-oral route.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I blame it on his crap diet.Originally posted by doodab View PostClassy. Glad you are on the mend.Comment
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I was going to say,
Suity, shine on, you crazy diamond.
but that's a bit over the top, so howsabout
suity, get well soon, you gibbering Garnet(\__/)
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Now you understand why washing your hands with soap and drying them properly before you eat and after you go to toilet is a good idea.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGetting the appropriate medication was nearly worth enduring the rectal exam
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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sueEllen,Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNow you understand why washing your hands with soap and drying them properly before you eat and after you go to toilet is a good idea.
they did not use hands etc to examine SY rectum. For a job that big, you need the international space station and the Hubble telescope
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Is this a known remedy for eating contaminated food or drinking contaminated water?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNow you understand why washing your hands with soap and drying them properly before you eat and after you go to toilet is a good idea.
Does this guarantee the person preparing your food takes the same care of hygiene?
FFS
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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