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Have one in the frigging kitchen then.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'm not a moaner. The bed springs are quite squeaky though. Just rolling over at night and it sounds like 2 hippos going hammer and tongs. Frak knows what a pot noodle would sound like.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It would sound like you rolling over at night if Mrs SY is to be believed.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThe bed springs are quite squeaky though. Just rolling over at night and it sounds like 2 hippos going hammer and tongs. Frak knows what a pot noodle would sound like.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Catalogue here although it may be a bit out of date.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


I was just about to reply to ask if anyone has any stats on how often SY posts about being ill.
At one point they were all tagged 'sicknote' for handy reference, but admin cleaned it up as part of the guinea pig clampdown.Comment
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If you did suffer you would drink less. Because you don't you'll keep on going at it until you end up with serious problems.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'll grant you I drink a fair bit compared to the NHS guidelines but I never miss work through hangovers, get blackouts, have people intervening and advising I ease up etc etc. Never get the shakes, never halluscinate.
Do you get backache?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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No.Originally posted by doodab View PostIf you did suffer you would drink less. Because you don't you'll keep on going at it until you end up with serious problems.
Do you get backache?
Doodab I know you have had issues, but I don't drink in your league ok.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Thirteen pages and no mod has decided to turn this into a Poll?
You are all slacking!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Isn't that the point of CUK General?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYou are all slacking!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Suity - you need to ease up!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'll grant you I drink a fair bit compared to the NHS guidelines but I never miss work through hangovers, get blackouts, have people intervening and advising I ease up etc etc. Never get the shakes, never halluscinate.
Seriously - if you're feeling that tulipe, got to be worth a go to see if it makes a difference? Give it a month booze free - if you feel better, fantastic, if you don't then drink away.Comment
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