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    #id
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    If you last that long.
    Link

    Accidental Injury


    1-in-36
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #id
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      I'm not a moaner. The bed springs are quite squeaky though. Just rolling over at night and it sounds like 2 hippos going hammer and tongs. Frak knows what a pot noodle would sound like.
      Have one in the frigging kitchen then.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #id
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        The bed springs are quite squeaky though. Just rolling over at night and it sounds like 2 hippos going hammer and tongs. Frak knows what a pot noodle would sound like.
        It would sound like you rolling over at night if Mrs SY is to be believed.

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #id
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post






          I was just about to reply to ask if anyone has any stats on how often SY posts about being ill.
          Catalogue here although it may be a bit out of date.

          At one point they were all tagged 'sicknote' for handy reference, but admin cleaned it up as part of the guinea pig clampdown.

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            #id
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            I'll grant you I drink a fair bit compared to the NHS guidelines but I never miss work through hangovers, get blackouts, have people intervening and advising I ease up etc etc. Never get the shakes, never halluscinate.
            If you did suffer you would drink less. Because you don't you'll keep on going at it until you end up with serious problems.

            Do you get backache?
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #id
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              If you did suffer you would drink less. Because you don't you'll keep on going at it until you end up with serious problems.

              Do you get backache?
              No.

              Doodab I know you have had issues, but I don't drink in your league ok.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #id
                Thirteen pages and no mod has decided to turn this into a Poll?

                You are all slacking!
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  You are all slacking!
                  Isn't that the point of CUK General?
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    I'll grant you I drink a fair bit compared to the NHS guidelines but I never miss work through hangovers, get blackouts, have people intervening and advising I ease up etc etc. Never get the shakes, never halluscinate.
                    Suity - you need to ease up!

                    Seriously - if you're feeling that tulipe, got to be worth a go to see if it makes a difference? Give it a month booze free - if you feel better, fantastic, if you don't then drink away.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      I'm not a moaner.
                      Hang on a minute.

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