Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Why is it racist to point out a country of origin?Originally posted by Ketchup View PostBit racist'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Ask her to come back and clean it up later.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostAsk her to come back and clean it up later.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Tell the gardener that its okay to come out of the cupboard, its not the wife...Originally posted by doodab View Postif your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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i think I've seen a clip similar to this scenario on youp0rn - just research.
But the cleaner joined in a was a jolly good sport and swallowed all the evidenceComment
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What would Gentile do?Originally posted by doodab View Postif your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?Coffee's for closersComment
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Just watching porn? In that case say it's a French arthouse film. If you were going at it then nothing. Given every human male that has ever lived has masturbated many times what's there to feel ashamed about. It should be no more embarrassing than if she walked in and caught you eating. But is is because society deems it so.Comment
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In your house maybe, but if I were to walk in and find my cleaner masturbating.....No, hang on. If I were, if the cleaner were, I think I'd try and have sex with her.Originally posted by proggy View PostJust watching porn? In that case say it's a French arthouse film. If you were going at it then nothing. Given every human male that has ever lived has masturbated many times what's there to feel ashamed about. It should be no more embarrassing than if she walked in and caught you eating. But is is because society deems it so.
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