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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Ask if she'll be Polish-ing knobs today.
    Bit racist

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      #12
      Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
      Bit racist
      Why is it racist to point out a country of origin?
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #13
        Ask her what she thought of the plot.

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          #14
          Ask her to come back and clean it up later.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Ask her to come back and clean it up later.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              if your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
              Tell the gardener that its okay to come out of the cupboard, its not the wife...
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                i think I've seen a clip similar to this scenario on youp0rn - just research.

                But the cleaner joined in a was a jolly good sport and swallowed all the evidence

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  if your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
                  What would Gentile do?
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #19
                    Just watching porn? In that case say it's a French arthouse film. If you were going at it then nothing. Given every human male that has ever lived has masturbated many times what's there to feel ashamed about. It should be no more embarrassing than if she walked in and caught you eating. But is is because society deems it so.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by proggy View Post
                      Just watching porn? In that case say it's a French arthouse film. If you were going at it then nothing. Given every human male that has ever lived has masturbated many times what's there to feel ashamed about. It should be no more embarrassing than if she walked in and caught you eating. But is is because society deems it so.
                      In your house maybe, but if I were to walk in and find my cleaner masturbating.....No, hang on. If I were, if the cleaner were, I think I'd try and have sex with her.

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