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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
And end up like this? No way...Originally posted by doodab View Postif your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Ask her how her day at work had been?Originally posted by doodab View Postif your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
KentPhilip"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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That is a very disturbing image. No wonder Billy Smart's Circus went to the wall.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd end up like this? No way...
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It may be. I am Polish and it seem to be very hard to deal with men who (clearly) see all Polish women as purveyors of some sort of cleaning / free 'knob' polishing services. It's kinda interesting contradiction - because if Polish women were really so much into sex with any client, then why on earth would they need second job at all?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWhy is it racist to point out a country of origin?
It is disgusting, insulting and untrue.
There ... I wasn't nice to NLUK
If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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Well, it didn't start as a racist joke, but then somebody pointed to the nationality in the word 'polishing', which is a bit of a shame.Originally posted by mos View PostIt may be. I am Polish and it seem to be very hard to deal with men who (clearly) see all Polish women as purveyors of some sort of cleaning / free 'knob' polishing services. It's kinda interesting contradiction - because if Polish women were really so much into sex with any client, then why on earth would they need second job at all?
It is disgusting, insulting and untrue.
There ... I wasn't nice to NLUK
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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