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  • Alias
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    carry on regardless? she's not there to judge...

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  • Cupid Stunt
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    Tell her not to look directly at it to avoid permanent loss of eyesight.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by mos View Post
    It may be. I am Polish and it seem to be very hard to deal with men who (clearly) see all Polish women as purveyors of some sort of cleaning / free 'knob' polishing services. It's kinda interesting contradiction - because if Polish women were really so much into sex with any client, then why on earth would they need second job at all?

    It is disgusting, insulting and untrue.

    There ... I wasn't nice to NLUK
    Well, it didn't start as a racist joke, but then somebody pointed to the nationality in the word 'polishing', which is a bit of a shame.

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  • mos
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Why is it racist to point out a country of origin?
    It may be. I am Polish and it seem to be very hard to deal with men who (clearly) see all Polish women as purveyors of some sort of cleaning / free 'knob' polishing services. It's kinda interesting contradiction - because if Polish women were really so much into sex with any client, then why on earth would they need second job at all?

    It is disgusting, insulting and untrue.

    There ... I wasn't nice to NLUK

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    And end up like this? No way...

    That is a very disturbing image. No wonder Billy Smart's Circus went to the wall.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    if your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
    Ask her how her day at work had been?

    KentPhilip

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    if your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
    And end up like this? No way...

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    In your house maybe, but if I were to walk in and find my cleaner masturbating.....No, hang on. If I were, if the cleaner were, I think I'd try and have sex with her.

    I hope this isn't your cleaner:

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    Just watching porn? In that case say it's a French arthouse film. If you were going at it then nothing. Given every human male that has ever lived has masturbated many times what's there to feel ashamed about. It should be no more embarrassing than if she walked in and caught you eating. But is is because society deems it so.
    In your house maybe, but if I were to walk in and find my cleaner masturbating.....No, hang on. If I were, if the cleaner were, I think I'd try and have sex with her.

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  • proggy
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    Just watching porn? In that case say it's a French arthouse film. If you were going at it then nothing. Given every human male that has ever lived has masturbated many times what's there to feel ashamed about. It should be no more embarrassing than if she walked in and caught you eating. But is is because society deems it so.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    if your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
    What would Gentile do?

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  • FiveTimes
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    i think I've seen a clip similar to this scenario on youp0rn - just research.

    But the cleaner joined in a was a jolly good sport and swallowed all the evidence

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    if your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
    Tell the gardener that its okay to come out of the cupboard, its not the wife...

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Ask her to come back and clean it up later.

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  • d000hg
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    Ask her to come back and clean it up later.

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