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    #21
    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    In your house maybe, but if I were to walk in and find my cleaner masturbating.....No, hang on. If I were, if the cleaner were, I think I'd try and have sex with her.

    I hope this isn't your cleaner:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #22
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      if your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
      And end up like this? No way...

      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #23
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        if your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
        Ask her how her day at work had been?

        KentPhilip
        "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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          #24
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          And end up like this? No way...

          That is a very disturbing image. No wonder Billy Smart's Circus went to the wall.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #25
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            Why is it racist to point out a country of origin?
            It may be. I am Polish and it seem to be very hard to deal with men who (clearly) see all Polish women as purveyors of some sort of cleaning / free 'knob' polishing services. It's kinda interesting contradiction - because if Polish women were really so much into sex with any client, then why on earth would they need second job at all?

            It is disgusting, insulting and untrue.

            There ... I wasn't nice to NLUK
            If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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              #26
              Originally posted by mos View Post
              It may be. I am Polish and it seem to be very hard to deal with men who (clearly) see all Polish women as purveyors of some sort of cleaning / free 'knob' polishing services. It's kinda interesting contradiction - because if Polish women were really so much into sex with any client, then why on earth would they need second job at all?

              It is disgusting, insulting and untrue.

              There ... I wasn't nice to NLUK
              Well, it didn't start as a racist joke, but then somebody pointed to the nationality in the word 'polishing', which is a bit of a shame.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #27
                Tell her not to look directly at it to avoid permanent loss of eyesight.

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                  #28
                  carry on regardless? she's not there to judge...
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