if your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
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While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
I would be ******* surprised as I don't have a cleaner....'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!! -
I would expect the music to start and all her clothes to fall off! Then I'd wake upRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Pat the sofa...Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostPat the sofa...While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View Postif your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?Coffee's for closersComment
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Wipe it on the curtains.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View Postif your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?Comment
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Ask if she'll be polishing knobs today.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Tell her you thought her day was Wednesday.
Can she polish round the rim please.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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