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Tell her not to look directly at it to avoid permanent loss of eyesight.
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Well, it didn't start as a racist joke, but then somebody pointed to the nationality in the word 'polishing', which is a bit of a shame.Originally posted by mos View PostIt may be. I am Polish and it seem to be very hard to deal with men who (clearly) see all Polish women as purveyors of some sort of cleaning / free 'knob' polishing services. It's kinda interesting contradiction - because if Polish women were really so much into sex with any client, then why on earth would they need second job at all?
It is disgusting, insulting and untrue.
There ... I wasn't nice to NLUK
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It may be. I am Polish and it seem to be very hard to deal with men who (clearly) see all Polish women as purveyors of some sort of cleaning / free 'knob' polishing services. It's kinda interesting contradiction - because if Polish women were really so much into sex with any client, then why on earth would they need second job at all?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWhy is it racist to point out a country of origin?
It is disgusting, insulting and untrue.
There ... I wasn't nice to NLUK
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In your house maybe, but if I were to walk in and find my cleaner masturbating.....No, hang on. If I were, if the cleaner were, I think I'd try and have sex with her.Originally posted by proggy View PostJust watching porn? In that case say it's a French arthouse film. If you were going at it then nothing. Given every human male that has ever lived has masturbated many times what's there to feel ashamed about. It should be no more embarrassing than if she walked in and caught you eating. But is is because society deems it so.
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Just watching porn? In that case say it's a French arthouse film. If you were going at it then nothing. Given every human male that has ever lived has masturbated many times what's there to feel ashamed about. It should be no more embarrassing than if she walked in and caught you eating. But is is because society deems it so.
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What would Gentile do?Originally posted by doodab View Postif your cleaner walked in and caught you watching porn?
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i think I've seen a clip similar to this scenario on youp0rn - just research.
But the cleaner joined in a was a jolly good sport and swallowed all the evidence
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