Men grow up at 43 ... huh?

[Spacecadet]

And all women spend all their time watching tulipe reality TV, shopping, eating too much then obsessing about their weight.

[vetran]

Staying silent during arguments, not being able to cook simple meals and re-telling the same old jokes and stories when with the lads were also hailed as signs of immaturity.

Staying silent during arguments=immature (its the only way to survive in my household, like a tornado you just wait for Mrs V to finish then you save what you can).

re-telling the same old jokes and stories - they haven't listened to the women talk then?

One quarter of women felt are made to feel they were the ones made all the important decisions in the relationship with the same much higher percentage of men wishing their partner would not talk about themselves and what they're feeling all the time more often.

FTFT

[Mich the Tester]

I often talk about how I feel;

I'm hungry/I'm horny/I feel like having a drink/I'm bored.

Isn't that enough?

[cojak]

Balls. I laugh openly at mine, as does my sister at hers. We also laugh at each others.

I find them hilarious. Particularly when Mr C miss-times his coughs with his while in polite company.

The response I usually get to this fit of the giggles is

[SimonMac]

This thread quickly descended into a thread on farts, so own up how old are each of us?

[doodab]

four in ten people think immaturity is important in a relationship because it ensures the partnership stays fun and keeps things fresh.

So that's eight out of ten men then.

[SimonMac]

Why don't women fart? Because they don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up any pressure

[Mich the Tester]

You've got balls?

Gosh.

[Mich the Tester]

I noticed that in the long list of male habits women complain about (telegraph) there's no mention of looking at other women's bottoms or ogling other women's tits, so I guess we can carry on doing that.

[BoredBloke]

I don't think this is true at all. My wife can throw a right imature tantrum, especially if she hasn't got her shoes on and stands on some of my lego.