Men grow up at 43 ... huh?

[Mich the Tester]

Shouldn't the conclusion of this research be 'some women need to lighten up a bit'?

[SimonMac]

I noticed that in the long list of male habits women complain about (telegraph) there's no mention of looking at other women's bottoms or ogling other women's tits, so I guess we can carry on doing that.

[shaunbhoy]

Shouldn't the conclusion of this research be 'some women need to lighten up a bit'?

Yes, but no man is brave enough to put that in writing.

[doodab]

I just farted. It was great. I am going to do another one in a minute.

[minestrone]

Ms doodab laughs at hers, but if I do one I'm treated like a war criminal and berated for setting a bad example.

War criminal, that is exactly the way you are treated...

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ther-half.html

[Pogle]

In reply to the thread title... no they ******* dont!

[vetran]

In reply to the thread title... no they ******* dont!

what was that Missy?

[Old Hack]

I am close to 50 and still try and fart on my wife's head.

She still loves me enough not to stab me after doing it.

Kids, wife and myself are always laughing at farts.

Just at my age, you have to ensure you check it actually is a fart though...

[Old Hack]

Shouldn't the conclusion of this research be 'some women need to lighten up a bit'?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mich the Tester again.

Ne'er a truer word spoken.

[BoredBloke]

My dad must have been the most mature of people. He hates farting. As kids, if we farted we were told to go to the toilet....even though it was out and I didn't need a poo.

For some reason, each time I fart I adopt an Aussie accent and say "Ripper Bruce" I have no idea why or where I got it from! I've obvously copied it from somewhere but can't think where!