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Men grow up at 43 ... huh?
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Youtube vids are blocked at this place. I'll have to check it later.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I have made being immature a main hobby with LARPing, re-enactment and SCA. I also love board games etc.
Mrs MUN tolerates them, sometimes she even enjoys them although she generally refuses to play board games properly. She like re-enactment for the fighting (she got her thumb twisted out of joint once and relocated it with her teeth to get back into the melee) and historical aspects.Comment
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I like to eaven up my immaturity by being a right grumpy old fukcer.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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No wonder CUK is the only place where you lot can find any form of companionship .. no one can smell youOriginally posted by BoredBloke View PostMy dad must have been the most mature of people. He hates farting. As kids, if we farted we were told to go to the toilet....even though it was out and I didn't need a poo.
For some reason, each time I fart I adopt an Aussie accent and say "Ripper Bruce" I have no idea why or where I got it from! I've obvously copied it from somewhere but can't think where!
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Don't take that for granted. Suity's only just down the road for me so I know before the rest of you if he's had a night out on the pilseners and currywurst.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostNo wonder CUK is the only place where you lot can find any form of companionship .. no one can smell you
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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As long as there is cleavage and shapely legs in the world I shall remain immature.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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If you have headphones on, why would you care?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI enjoy a good fart.
The danger of wearing earphones at work is that you can never be sure whether or not it was audible.
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There's a question about this, if you farted, but no one heard it, did you actually fart? It's something like this.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIf you have headphones on, why would you care?
Hey Old Greg, I am not too far from MN. I quite like the place
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