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Previously on "Men grow up at 43 ... huh?"

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    If you have headphones on, why would you care?
    There's a question about this, if you farted, but no one heard it, did you actually fart? It's something like this.

    Hey Old Greg, I am not too far from MN. I quite like the place

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I enjoy a good fart.

    The danger of wearing earphones at work is that you can never be sure whether or not it was audible.
    If you have headphones on, why would you care?

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  • doodab
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    As long as there is cleavage and shapely legs in the world I shall remain immature.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    No wonder CUK is the only place where you lot can find any form of companionship .. no one can smell you
    Don't take that for granted. Suity's only just down the road for me so I know before the rest of you if he's had a night out on the pilseners and currywurst.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
    My dad must have been the most mature of people. He hates farting. As kids, if we farted we were told to go to the toilet....even though it was out and I didn't need a poo.

    For some reason, each time I fart I adopt an Aussie accent and say "Ripper Bruce" I have no idea why or where I got it from! I've obvously copied it from somewhere but can't think where!
    No wonder CUK is the only place where you lot can find any form of companionship .. no one can smell you

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  • BoredBloke
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    I like to eaven up my immaturity by being a right grumpy old fukcer.

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  • MyUserName
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    I have made being immature a main hobby with LARPing, re-enactment and SCA. I also love board games etc.

    Mrs MUN tolerates them, sometimes she even enjoys them although she generally refuses to play board games properly. She like re-enactment for the fighting (she got her thumb twisted out of joint once and relocated it with her teeth to get back into the melee) and historical aspects.

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  • Old Hack
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    Kevin Bloody Wilson - Legend

    'Oi, Santa, you one eyed, geriatric fart, give me me fa*king bike'

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Youtube vids are blocked at this place. I'll have to check it later.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
    My dad must have been the most mature of people. He hates farting. As kids, if we farted we were told to go to the toilet....even though it was out and I didn't need a poo.

    For some reason, each time I fart I adopt an Aussie accent and say "Ripper Bruce" I have no idea why or where I got it from! I've obvously copied it from somewhere but can't think where!

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  • BoredBloke
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    My dad must have been the most mature of people. He hates farting. As kids, if we farted we were told to go to the toilet....even though it was out and I didn't need a poo.

    For some reason, each time I fart I adopt an Aussie accent and say "Ripper Bruce" I have no idea why or where I got it from! I've obvously copied it from somewhere but can't think where!

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Shouldn't the conclusion of this research be 'some women need to lighten up a bit'?
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mich the Tester again.
    Ne'er a truer word spoken.

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  • Old Hack
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    I am close to 50 and still try and fart on my wife's head.

    She still loves me enough not to stab me after doing it.

    Kids, wife and myself are always laughing at farts.

    Just at my age, you have to ensure you check it actually is a fart though...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    In reply to the thread title... no they ******* dont!
    what was that Missy?

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  • Pogle
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    In reply to the thread title... no they ******* dont!

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