So is it like a Schrodinger's Jesus? Where he is both alive and dead?
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What has Islam to say on the subject?Originally posted by d000hg View Post
"Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until the son of Mary (Mariam) (i.e. Jesus) descends amongst you as a just ruler, he will break the cross, kill the pigs, and abolish the Jizya tax. Money will be in abundance so that nobody will accept it (as charitable gifts)."
So basically he's not coming back until money is worthless........
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Well, here's one man that the State want to crucify.
Or was it a pontius pilot that tried to authorise his execution recently?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I just thought Cliphead was the pilot?!Originally posted by hyperD View Post
Well, here's one man that the State want to crucify.
Or was it a pontius pilot that tried to authorise his execution recently?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat has Islam to say on the subject?
"Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until the son of Mary (Mariam) (i.e. Jesus) descends amongst you as a just ruler, he will break the cross, kill the pigs, and abolish the Jizya tax. Money will be in abundance so that nobody will accept it (as charitable gifts)."
So basically he's not coming back until money is worthless........
That’s unfair, not all police are bad."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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What's Jiz tax?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Senators seek Web porn tax - CNET NewsOriginally posted by d000hg View Post
It's coming......
get it?
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The last time I was acquainted with that particular item of fiction, the bible, I’d say it mentioned that the Romans did a little more than tease him about it...Originally posted by d000hg View Post
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostThe last time I was acquainted with that particular item of fiction, the bible, I’d say it mentioned that the Romans did a little more than tease him about it...
indeed!
Nah, Clippy would have done an Immelmann, a High G Yo-Yo and a dead stick landing!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Imposter! Jeremy Clarkson is the only new messiah.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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