Reply to: Praise Jebus, he is reborn!

[DimPrawn]

[hyperD]

Since Jesus's return will be obvious to all, it might be more fun to speculate on who the Anti-Christ is?

[DimPrawn]

Since Jesus's return will be obvious to all, it might be more fun to speculate on who the Anti-Christ is?

[proggy]

Since Jesus's return will be obvious to all, it might be more fun to speculate on who the Anti-Christ is?

[xoggoth]

Imposter! Jeremy Clarkson is the only new messiah.

[hyperD]

The last time I was acquainted with that particular item of fiction, the bible, I’d say it mentioned that the Romans did a little more than tease him about it...

indeed!

I just thought Cliphead was the pilot?!

Nah, Clippy would have done an Immelmann, a High G Yo-Yo and a dead stick landing!

[Old Hack]

Of course they did. Peter and the disciples came to realise/believe it while he was still with them, and the Romans teased him about it.

The last time I was acquainted with that particular item of fiction, the bible, I’d say it mentioned that the Romans did a little more than tease him about it...

[DimPrawn]

What's Jiz tax?

Senators seek Web porn tax - CNET News

It's coming......

get it?

[d000hg]

What's Jiz tax?

[Paddy]

What has Islam to say on the subject?

"Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until the son of Mary (Mariam) (i.e. Jesus) descends amongst you as a just ruler, he will break the cross, kill the pigs, and abolish the Jizya tax. Money will be in abundance so that nobody will accept it (as charitable gifts)."

So basically he's not coming back until money is worthless........

That’s unfair, not all police are bad.

[SimonMac]

Well, here's one man that the State want to crucify.

Or was it a pontius pilot that tried to authorise his execution recently?

I just thought Cliphead was the pilot?!

[hyperD]

Well, here's one man that the State want to crucify.

Or was it a pontius pilot that tried to authorise his execution recently?

[DimPrawn]

I was talking about Jesus' return... since it's the same person returning anyone who has been born in the last century is automatically out of the running.

What has Islam to say on the subject?

"Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until the son of Mary (Mariam) (i.e. Jesus) descends amongst you as a just ruler, he will break the cross, kill the pigs, and abolish the Jizya tax. Money will be in abundance so that nobody will accept it (as charitable gifts)."

So basically he's not coming back until money is worthless........

[SimonMac]

So is it like a Schrodinger's Jesus? Where he is both alive and dead?

[bless 'em all]

If he's Jebus who's Sparticus?