Simple cooking tips that don't work

[d000hg]

Adding red wine vinegar to gravy.

[Old Hack]

Cooking poached eggs in lemon juice

[DimPrawn]

Lobster Thermiador, but replace the lobster with smart price spam.

[d000hg]

Lobster Thermiador, but replace the butter with curry sauce

[Old Hack]

Lobster Thermonuclearador, but replace the butter with Naga chilli curry sauce

FTFY

[stek]

Simple cooking tips that don't work

Rolling oven chips in gravy browning before cooking.

Was hoping for a chips n gravy vibe but there were just horrible...

[cojak]

Using packet cheese sauce for cauliflower cheese.

You're fooling no-one.

[EternalOptimist]

using yoghurt in your cocktails because you have no cream

[norrahe]

Using low fat cream or yoghurt in sauces, they will always split!

[Platypus]

Using baked beans in Chilli Con Carne because you "don't like" kidney beans.


(make's for a fart-fest even more than usual)