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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostLook under a Scotsman's kilt.
If he's a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald
If he's got a 2oz'er, he's Mr Wimpy
If he's browned the meat he's a Burger King
And if he's browned just the end he's either Ben Doon or Phil McCrackin
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostBrowning meat to seal in the flavour.
Doesn't make any difference whatsoever.
Look under a Scotsman's kilt.
If he's a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald
If he's got a 2oz'er, he's Mr Wimpy
If he's browned the meat he's a Burger King
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Browning meat to seal in the flavour.
Doesn't make any difference whatsoever.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI don't have avatars visible, so in my head you're always holding a sword.
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Originally posted by eek View PostDon't they wobble and not fall down?
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMe, you and doogie. But he doesn't flirt with me.
Isn't fancying your forum-colleague's ass a sin?
Originally posted by MyUserName View PostHey, I'm watching you .... always ...
Originally posted by d000hg View PostJust us three.some would say we're losers.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIs it just you & I here tonight or wot?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh god alive. I am going to throw all of my rice away right now.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIt's looks like a long-nosed headlouse, but lives in grains. We had an infestation earlier in the year which turned out to be the bird food. We then had another, which turned out to be another box of bird food. This week it's the turn of my storage cupboard. Which is now bare (but my bin is full). Call me Mother Hubbard.
Problem is, they don't just sit on the rice, they get right in it.
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