Simple cooking tips that don't work

[Spacecadet]

A chef who cooks carrots and pees in the same pot

That's just disgusting

[DaveB]

I always, much to the wifes chagrin, add Baked Beans to a Shepherds pie

Same here.

[mudskipper]

Put spuds in the liquidizer to save mashing effort.

[hyperD]

Using Sainsbury's chicken liver pâté instead of foie gras in Foie Gras & Pear Compote Crème Brulée with Sauternes!

Philistines!

(says the amateur chef that is now frying up paprika sausages, onions, haggis and Cyprus potatoes once again!!)

[norrahe]

Put spuds in the liquidizer to save mashing effort.

Or using a hand blender or whisk

One way to guarantee starchy sludge.

[SimonMac]

Put spuds in the liquidizer to save mashing effort.

Or using a hand blender or whisk

One way to guarantee starchy sludge.

This is why I serve "crushed potatoes" rather than mash

[norrahe]

This is why I serve "crushed potatoes" rather than mash

Buy a ricer and learn t make proper mash.

[mudskipper]

Consume a couple of glasses of wine before using sharp knives.

[ctdctd]

Consume a couple of glasses of wine before using sharp knives.

So have you got Wifi in A&E then?

[mudskipper]

So have you got Wifi in A&E then?

Hehe, not quite but it was close!