Simple cooking tips that don't work

[mudskipper]

what the crap is a weevil?

It's looks like a long-nosed headlouse, but lives in grains. We had an infestation earlier in the year which turned out to be the bird food. We then had another, which turned out to be another box of bird food. This week it's the turn of my storage cupboard. Which is now bare (but my bin is full). Call me Mother Hubbard.



Problem is, they don't just sit on the rice, they get right in it.

[MaryPoppins]

It's looks like a long-nosed headlouse, but lives in grains. We had an infestation earlier in the year which turned out to be the bird food. We then had another, which turned out to be another box of bird food. This week it's the turn of my storage cupboard. Which is now bare (but my bin is full). Call me Mother Hubbard.



Problem is, they don't just sit on the rice, they get right in it.

Oh god alive. I am going to throw all of my rice away right now.

[mudskipper]

Oh god alive. I am going to throw all of my rice away right now.

No need, just throw in a handful of wild rice.

[MaryPoppins]

Is it just you & I here tonight or wot?

[d000hg]

[mudskipper]

Is it just you & I here tonight or wot?

Me, you and doogie. But he doesn't flirt with me.

Isn't fancying your forum-colleague's ass a sin?

[MyUserName]

Is it just you & I here tonight or wot?

Hey, I'm watching you .... always ...

[d000hg]

Just us three.some would say we're losers.

[MaryPoppins]

Me, you and doogie. But he doesn't flirt with me.

Isn't fancying your forum-colleague's ass a sin?

Not sure he flirts with me - he talks about my bush a bit too much for it to be called flirting. But yeah, he wants my ass obvs.

Hey, I'm watching you .... always ...

I don't have avatars visible, so in my head you're always holding a sword.

Just us three.some would say we're losers.

Well, they'd be losers. I think.

[eek]

what the crap is a weevil?

Don't they wobble and not fall down?