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She hung up on me, the biatch!

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    #21
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.
    So in your world, what career makes someone shaggable?

    Would a supermarket checkout person also be beneath you? (not in the shagging sense obv.)
    What about a florist?
    Or a nurse?
    Or does one have to be earning 40K+ to be shaggable?
    What if one runs a large cleaning firm?

    Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.

    I'd suggest the cleaner, who has chosen to shag someone who tells all on a public forum is the one who needs to be more discerning.

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      #22
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.
      This is d000hg we are talking about here. Strange logic is his thang!!

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #23
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        So in your world, what career makes someone shaggable?

        Would a supermarket checkout person also be beneath you? (not in the shagging sense obv.)
        What about a florist?
        Or a nurse?
        Or does one have to be earning 40K+ to be shaggable?
        What if one runs a large cleaning firm?

        Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.
        I think you're arguing for the sake of it. Cleaners are as a rule not very attractive. They usually smoke for a start.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #24
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

          I'd suggest the cleaner, who has chosen to shag someone who tells all on a public forum is the one who needs to be more discerning.
          A public forum yes, but She and I are anonymous on here.
          Unless you really believe there is someone called Kent, in the county of Philip.

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            #25
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            I think you're arguing for the sake of it. Cleaners are as a rule not very attractive. They usually smoke for a start.
            I have seen some shaggable cleaners but the sight of them with gloves on and smelling of bleach turns me off instantly.
            Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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              #26
              Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
              I have seen some shaggable cleaners but the sight of them with gloves on and smelling of bleach turns me off instantly.
              takes all sorts
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #27
                Call her and tell her you need your pipes cleaning out urgently

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  If you see her with scissors - RUN!
                  Hey!

                  I never touched her.

                  I'd give my right dick to be normal.....

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                    #29
                    Maybe it was the cashmere sweater you gave her... did you check it for marks?
                    Coffee's for closers

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                      This is d000hg we are talking about here. Strange logic is his thang!!

                      He's just a bit miffed. His cleaner didn't shag him, she robbed him.

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