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Reply to: She hung up on me, the biatch!
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Phillip J Fry - please hurry up with that pizza delivery...Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostA public forum yes, but She and I are anonymous on here.
Unless you really believe there is someone called Kent, in the county of Philip.
btw, was famous CUK SpriteBoy Wilmslow or somebody else?
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Maybe it was the cashmere sweater you gave her... did you check it for marks?
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I have seen some shaggable cleaners but the sight of them with gloves on and smelling of bleach turns me off instantly.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI think you're arguing for the sake of it. Cleaners are as a rule not very attractive. They usually smoke for a start.
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A public forum yes, but She and I are anonymous on here.Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
I'd suggest the cleaner, who has chosen to shag someone who tells all on a public forum is the one who needs to be more discerning.
Unless you really believe there is someone called Kent, in the county of Philip.
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I think you're arguing for the sake of it. Cleaners are as a rule not very attractive. They usually smoke for a start.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSo in your world, what career makes someone shaggable?
Would a supermarket checkout person also be beneath you? (not in the shagging sense obv.)
What about a florist?
Or a nurse?
Or does one have to be earning 40K+ to be shaggable?
What if one runs a large cleaning firm?
Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.
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So in your world, what career makes someone shaggable?Originally posted by d000hg View PostSays you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.
Would a supermarket checkout person also be beneath you? (not in the shagging sense obv.)
What about a florist?
Or a nurse?
Or does one have to be earning 40K+ to be shaggable?
What if one runs a large cleaning firm?
Strange logic that someone's job determines whether or not they're worth a bonk.
I'd suggest the cleaner, who has chosen to shag someone who tells all on a public forum is the one who needs to be more discerning.
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