She hung up on me, the biatch!

[DodgyAgent]

She'll call you back.

HTH

When the Jif runs out

[d000hg]

She makes me pay in much worse ways than that..

Having to shag an ugly fat middle-aged cleaner who stinks of fags?

[AtW]

When the Jif runs out

[AtW]

Well she hasn't yet, despite my sending her a conciliatory text message.

If you see her with scissors - RUN!

[KentPhilip]

Having to shag an ugly fat middle-aged cleaner who stinks of fags?

She's 33 and quite fit actually

[bless 'em all]

Well I've been carrying on this on-off relationship with my cleaner. OK mainly off.
And she has a habit of calling up at random times and starting to talk, talk, and carry on talking on and on and on and on!

grrrr!

So I told her she talks too much.

She said "Whaaaaat!" and was strangely silent. Then she hung up

I think I said something wrong, didn't I?

You'll have to clear your own cobwebs from now on .... you might as well have married her.

[OwlHoot]

Well I've been carrying on this on-off relationship with my cleaner. OK mainly off.
And she has a habit of calling up at random times and starting to talk, talk, and carry on talking on and on and on and on!

grrrr!

So I told her she talks too much.

She said "Whaaaaat!" and was strangely silent. Then she hung up

I think I said something wrong, didn't I?

For future reference, if she ever asks "Does my bum look big in this" the correct answer is "No" even if it looks as big as a barn door!

[d000hg]

She's 33 and quite fit actually

Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.

[AtW]

Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.

He is one dirty barsteward...

[KentPhilip]

Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.

Well you've got to get it where you can.
Beggars can't be choosers

He is one dirty barsteward...

Yep