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She hung up on me, the biatch!
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Having to shag an ugly fat middle-aged cleaner who stinks of fags?Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostShe makes me pay in much worse ways than that..Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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If you see her with scissors - RUN!Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWell she hasn't yet, despite my sending her a conciliatory text message.Comment
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She's 33 and quite fit actuallyOriginally posted by d000hg View PostHaving to shag an ugly fat middle-aged cleaner who stinks of fags?
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You'll have to clear your own cobwebs from now on .... you might as well have married her.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWell I've been carrying on this on-off relationship with my cleaner. OK mainly off.
And she has a habit of calling up at random times and starting to talk, talk, and carry on talking on and on and on and on!
grrrr!
So I told her she talks too much.
She said "Whaaaaat!" and was strangely silent. Then she hung up
I think I said something wrong, didn't I?
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For future reference, if she ever asks "Does my bum look big in this" the correct answer is "No" even if it looks as big as a barn door!Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWell I've been carrying on this on-off relationship with my cleaner. OK mainly off.
And she has a habit of calling up at random times and starting to talk, talk, and carry on talking on and on and on and on!
grrrr!
So I told her she talks too much.
She said "Whaaaaat!" and was strangely silent. Then she hung up
I think I said something wrong, didn't I?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Says you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostShe's 33 and quite fit actually
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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He is one dirty barsteward...Originally posted by d000hg View PostSays you, someone who shags their cleaner clearly isn't very discerning.Comment
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