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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I have the magic power of bulltulip.

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    FTFY

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      #12
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      I was born with a photographic memory. But I haven't had it developed yet.
      FTFY again.

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        #13
        I used to be able to be able to flick my fingers 14 times a second, like playing two adjacent notes on a keyboard, measured on some clever mechanical apparatus at school.

        And I used to be able to hold a conversation and simultaneously count 60 seconds in my head, to within one or two seconds.

        With the right agent I could have taken over the world.

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          #14
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          I was born with a photographic memory. But I ran out of film when I was three.

          Should've gone digital.
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            #15
            Originally posted by nomadd View Post
            Should've gone digital.
            It was so long ago that we didn't even have binary. We had to hammer the zeros flat to get ones. Only steam powered computers then. I remember when all this was just fields.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #16
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              It was so long ago that we didn't even have binary. We had to hammer the zeros flat to get ones. Only steam powered computers then. I remember when all this was just fields.
              You had fields? We had to make do with commutative rings!
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                I used to be able to fly. On odd occasions I could soar above limitless green forests and it was as visually real as if I was actually doing it. On one occasion a huge stag on a hilltop looked up at me. Knack is gone unfortunately, last similar illusion was on a train going to Derby in 2007, a grey swamp with dead trees going by.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #18
                  I can clear a room with a post-prandial odour.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    I can clear a room with a post-prandial odour.
                    Dare i ask, top or bottom
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      for example I talked all night to my sister and daughter, and, unbelieveably I cant remember a single blooming thing
                      It's called "deaf ear." All men have one for communicating with women.
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