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FTFY again.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI was born with a photographic memory. But I haven't had it developed yet.
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I used to be able to be able to flick my fingers 14 times a second, like playing two adjacent notes on a keyboard, measured on some clever mechanical apparatus at school.
And I used to be able to hold a conversation and simultaneously count 60 seconds in my head, to within one or two seconds.
With the right agent I could have taken over the world.Comment
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Should've gone digital.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI was born with a photographic memory. But I ran out of film when I was three.

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It was so long ago that we didn't even have binary. We had to hammer the zeros flat to get ones. Only steam powered computers then. I remember when all this was just fields.Originally posted by nomadd View PostShould've gone digital.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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You had fields? We had to make do with commutative rings!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIt was so long ago that we didn't even have binary. We had to hammer the zeros flat to get ones. Only steam powered computers then. I remember when all this was just fields.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I used to be able to fly. On odd occasions I could soar above limitless green forests and it was as visually real as if I was actually doing it. On one occasion a huge stag on a hilltop looked up at me. Knack is gone unfortunately, last similar illusion was on a train going to Derby in 2007, a grey swamp with dead trees going by.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Dare i ask, top or bottomOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostI can clear a room with a post-prandial odour.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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It's called "deaf ear." All men have one for communicating with women.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postfor example I talked all night to my sister and daughter, and, unbelieveably I cant remember a single blooming thingnomadd liked this postComment
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