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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I can clear a room with a post-prandial odour.
    Well done, that is not a skill to be trifled with. I've related the similar abilities of my mate Ted on here, sadly departed these past few years. He has cleared a cellar pub on the Isle of Wight, a betting shop in Minehead, and a pub at the Barbican in Plymouth.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    for example I talked all night to my sister and daughter, and, unbelieveably I cant remember a single blooming thing
    It's called "deaf ear." All men have one for communicating with women.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I can clear a room with a post-prandial odour.
    Dare i ask, top or bottom

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  • mudskipper
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    I can clear a room with a post-prandial odour.

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  • xoggoth
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    I used to be able to fly. On odd occasions I could soar above limitless green forests and it was as visually real as if I was actually doing it. On one occasion a huge stag on a hilltop looked up at me. Knack is gone unfortunately, last similar illusion was on a train going to Derby in 2007, a grey swamp with dead trees going by.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    It was so long ago that we didn't even have binary. We had to hammer the zeros flat to get ones. Only steam powered computers then. I remember when all this was just fields.
    You had fields? We had to make do with commutative rings!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    Should've gone digital.
    It was so long ago that we didn't even have binary. We had to hammer the zeros flat to get ones. Only steam powered computers then. I remember when all this was just fields.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I was born with a photographic memory. But I ran out of film when I was three.

    Should've gone digital.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    I used to be able to be able to flick my fingers 14 times a second, like playing two adjacent notes on a keyboard, measured on some clever mechanical apparatus at school.

    And I used to be able to hold a conversation and simultaneously count 60 seconds in my head, to within one or two seconds.

    With the right agent I could have taken over the world.

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I was born with a photographic memory. But I haven't had it developed yet.
    FTFY again.

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I have the magic power of bulltulip.

    General

    FTFY

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  • NotAllThere
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    I was born with a photographic memory. But I ran out of film when I was three.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I have the magic power of bulltulip.

    DimPrawn
    Sasguru
    Eternaloptimist
    Old Hack
    Shaunbhoy
    MarillionFan
    'BS Detector Man'

    you should stick that on your CV




    Between

    Easy Going

    A pleasure to work with




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  • MarillionFan
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    I have the magic power of bulltulip.

    DimPrawn
    Sasguru
    Eternaloptimist
    Old Hack
    Shaunbhoy
    MarillionFan

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  • Cliphead
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    I can turn wine into water...

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